Mr Puss Collapses
Mr Puss collapsed earlier today , after receiving a spot of bad news, having to be revived with a tin of tuna.
Management at Bignews Margate discovered after checking their Google Pagerank, that despite more than doubling the numbers of visitors to the site since the beginning of the year, the site has witnessed, a humiliating decline in their rating, as far as Google are concerned.
Having earlier in the year, acknowledged scoring 4 out of 10, in Google's Pagerank rating system, news that Bignews has dropped to only 3 out of 10, is seen as a major setback, although other leading Thanet Blogs receive a similar ranking.
After Mr Puss, overcame his initial shocked reaction, he has suggested that Google's measure of website importance, had been adversely affected, by what he considers to be a cheap populist downward spiral in editorial standards here at Bignews Margate. He particularly cited the recent experiment in no-budget TV.
I personally don't think he understands the medium, you may judge for yourself by seeing his recent, screen test, where he fails to communicate making no attempt to relate to the audience being sidetracked by his obsession with personal hygiene, and nervous twitch.